This morning Jude randomly said to me,
Jude: Yesterday Daddy swacked some ants with his penis.
Jude: He swacked some ants with his penis!
Me: What? When did this happen?
Jude: Yesterday. In the morning. Outside.
Me: Did that really happen?
Me: Are you sure? Was it in a dream?
Jude: Yeah. In my dream.
Me: That's still creepy.
And then later as we were talking about it...
Me: I'm totally posting about this on my blog.
Noah: Daddy swacked some people with his penis?
Me: NO!!! Not people! ANTS! ... This is totally going on my blog.
Jamie: Oh dear.