TLC was on tv and a commercial for the tattoo show came on.
Seconds later Noah asked,
Hey Mom? Can I get a tattoo?
Insert brief, momentary panic. Then logic prevails.
Me: Sure. But not until you're 18.
Noah: EIGHTEEN!? But I got when when I was four!
Me thinking: WHAT?
Wait for it....
Then out loud: Oooooh. You mean a temporary tattoo!