This morning I walked into the living room to find Jude eating an apple.
Jude: Look what I have, Mom!
Me: Jude! You know you have to ask before going into the fridge. And besides, I haven't washed it yet. You could get very sick.
Jude: continues eating said apple while walking to his room to clean up the mess I had previously told him to clean.
Later on....
Noah comes out of the room holding a green apple.
Noah: Mom, is this an apple core?
Me: What? No. Not yet. And where did you get that apple?
Noah: Jude gave it to me.
Jamie: *laughs* Who are you, Adam? "The brother you put me here with, gave me this apple."
Biblical humour at its finest, folks.
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