eavesdropping...

Overheard from the kitchen...

Noah to Blaise: do you know what 1+1 is?

Blaise: nope.

Noah: 2

Blaise: oh.

Noah: do you know what 2+2 is?

Blaise: no.

Noah: it's how old you're going to be.

Blaise: 4?

Noah: yes!

Do you know what 4+4 is?

Blaise: no.

Noah: how old am I?

Blaise: 2? 3?

Noah: no! How old am I?

Blaise: 3!

Noah: no. I'm 8.

Blaise: oh. Say it again.

Noah: how old am I?

Blaise: 8.

Noah: right. So 4+4 is 8.

Blaise: oh!